7. When the smell of a cow pasture is suddenly refreshing.
6. You find your bare feet are sticking to the kitchen floor, but no one else is experiencing that problem.
5. When a corpulent individual elects to take the stairs to the fifth floor instead of riding the elevator with you.
4. Your smoke alarms keep going off when you walk under them.
3. You drove through Newark, New Jersey.
2. You find yourself remarking how clean a male dorm room looks.
1. You are playing World of Warcraft.